Ok. To begin with, a confession. Come closer. Real talk right now. Let’s get personal. I’ve developed a bit of a thing. It’s not a weird thing. Lots of people do it. Chill.
You see, I’ve picked up a bit of a thing for leather. Yes, traditional leather. Animal hide stuff. The look of it. The sound of it. Not the touch or the feel — we’ll get to that in a second — but just the vibe of it. Fetish is a strong word. But perhaps not too strong of a word.